1.长的好看的人都学会了撒娇，我只学会了撒野。 Long good-looking people have learned to be coquettish, I only learned to be wild.
2.好想谈一场甩给我几百万，让我分手的恋爱。I really want to talk about a love that throws me millions and makes me break up.
3.半途而废可不好，所以我建议你爱我到老。It's not good to give up halfway, so I suggest you love me till you get old.
4.吃得苦中苦，心里会更堵。If you eat bitterly, your heart will be more blocked.
5.谁说我不会乐器，我退堂鼓打的可好了。Who said I can't play musical instruments? I'll quit and drum.
6.衣柜衣服千千好，只有新的最好看。The clothes in the wardrobe are good, but the new ones are the best.
7.跟我混吧，只有我有吃的，你就有碗刷。Hang out with me. I'm the only one who has food, and you have a bowl brush.
8.今天解决不了的别慌，明天也解决不了。If you can't solve it today, don't panic. You can't solve it tomorrow.
9.老天爷，我是单身，麻烦你也保佑我的朋友们也单身。God, I'm single. Please bless my friends.
10.多年前，你的一句保重，至今我都没有瘦。Many years ago, you said take care, so far I have not been thin.
11.你一定要和他好好走下去，我坐车。You must go down well with him. I'll take a bus.
12.送你一个指南针，免得你被我爱的找不到北。Give you a compass, so that you can't be found by the one I love.
13.生活总是一团糟，好在我用吃和睡觉填补了。Life is always a mess, but I fill it with food and sleep.
14.虽然我不会做饭，但是我点的一手好外卖。Although I can't cook, I ordered good takeout.
15.我们虽然不熟，但是你可以拿红包跟我套近乎。Although we are not familiar with each other, you can make friends with me with red envelopes.
16.我家也没什么值钱的了，唯一能拿的出手的就是我了。There's nothing valuable in my family. I'm the only one who can hold it.